A Resolution:

IN VIEW OF:
The fact that my life has been disaster-free since July 2008,
and REGARDING:
The emergence of a mature, if incomplete, perspective on my place in the world,
and RECOGNIZING:
A set of goals that I view as inevitable to the completion of my personal calling,
and FORGIVING:
The fact that I am not there yet, and it may be a while, yet
CELEBRATING:
That the way there is fraught with hilarious, interesting detours,
and CONSIDERING:
That poetic justice is among those hilarious, interesting detours,

BE IT RESOLVED:
That my life is the best it's been since fall 2006, and that it is therefore successful.

That is goddamn all.