1) Universal Friend Lie
2) My Porno Theory
3) Catholics (parochial school ending)
4) Bastille Day
Number of people who were like "yeah, I'd like to come see you" who actually showed up: 0
I'm getting fat because I ate a whole Fat Sandwich at warp speed and had three pints of beer and I'm STILL hungry. I better get my ass to a gymnasium.
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